letter found at guts, mystery ensues

madison, wi - contacts at the guts office told the media today that there were a number of staplers missing. on february 27th, it is rumored, one of guts' smallest employees awoke to a noise and asked the intruder why he is taking the staplers. the intruder was quite clever and made up a story, gave the smallest of employees a glass of water, a pat on the head, and sent her to bed. the staplers were reported stolen on february 28th around 4:30pm. when asked how this will affect the day-to-day activities of guts, officials stated, "the consequences of the dastardly theft of our staplers have yet to be fully realized." thus far there are no leads. however, a letter was found at the crime scene:

Dear GUTS,
A bunch of our staplers work like crap, and I can't Find any tools here. So I took them home to fix. I will bring them back next time I'm in the office. the 2 blue ones are fine.

The authorities are looking for a green, bearded man. If you have any information, please contact guts at guts@rso.wisc.edu.